A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.
The gamekeeper shouts, 'Dinnae drink thon water min, it's foo o' coo's shite n pish.'
The man replies, 'My good fellow, I'm English.... repeat that in English.'
The gamekeeper replies, 'I said use both hands - you get more that way.'
Doll & Lantern
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