Saturday, 25 July 2009

A Scottish joke for Saturday morning

A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.

The gamekeeper shouts, 'Dinnae drink thon water min, it's foo o' coo's shite n pish.'

The man replies, 'My good fellow, I'm English.... repeat that in English.'

The gamekeeper replies, 'I said use both hands - you get more that way.'

11 comments:

Madame DeFarge said...

Liked this. Being Scottish and married to an Englishman, I shouldn't really liked jokes at the expense of the English, but sometimes it's just too easy.

Carol Anne Strange said...

I'm an English lass but I think this is really funny. :-)

ellen abbott said...

Well, this one made me laugh out loud.

Rikkij said...

Sophia- I give this a ten. It has a good beat and is easy to dance to. ~rick

Zhoen said...

Had to read this out to D. Good one.

Both fans of Hamish Macbeth, although it took us a few episodes to catch more than we missed.

Marie S said...

LOL!! I almost peed!

eden said...

Oh my, you live in Scotland! My dad was Scottish ... best accent in the world.

Love the joke, by the way!

LDWatkins said...

Great way to wake up early in the morning....laughing! THat was good!!

Sharon McPherson: AUTHOR / ARTIST said...

Naughty, but the best flipping joke I've heard in ages!

Crafty Green Poet said...

that's funny, and I'm English!

♥ Braja said...

Always works for me....